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Write a Funny Wedding Toast for Two Librarians
Write a humorous wedding toast of 250 to 350 words for a couple who are both librarians and are getting married in a small town public library after hours. The audience includes grandparents, coworkers, a few teenagers from the library’s book club, and one very serious city council member who approved the event permit. Keep the humor warm, clever, and family-friendly rather than edgy or insulting. Include at least three specific library-related jokes or playful references, but make sure the toast still sounds sincere and celebratory. Do not use clichés about marriage being terrible, do not mock reading itself, and do not rely on puns in every sentence. End with a short, heartfelt closing line suitable for raising a glass.